Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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