I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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