I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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