Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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