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  eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?

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  how could i say no?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  How's work?

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  Spinning.

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"

  (516): View more from New York

  Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..

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