For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"