I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do you still have your period?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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