I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.