How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
