If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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