Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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