Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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