Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You did what with his pubic hair?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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