how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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