...so i touched it.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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