Her vagina should come with caution tape.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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