just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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