But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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