Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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