there was a trapeze. enough said
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
