hotel room ftw
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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