I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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