Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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