she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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