Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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