Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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