idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
me + whiskey = a bad person
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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