I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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