I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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