I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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