Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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