So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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