The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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