I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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