I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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