For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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