11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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