ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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