Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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