do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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