I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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