She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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