YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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