Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Two words: blizzard sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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