Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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