i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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