Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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