She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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