Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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