trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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