The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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