This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
And then he peed in my hair
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