I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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