Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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