come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
