Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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